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Hi America. I’ve been a little scared to take to you. With all this health care debate and town halls and Fox News, I found out something about you.
America, you’re one bat-shit crazy motherf****. Seriously, there isn’t even an actual bill on the table and your congress people are just going around to have a civil dialouge with you and you have to be all, “We should all be afraid of Obama! He’s going to kill our grandmothers and our babies, and steal our guns, and make us read , and make us wear britches and stop spitting on the floor!”
Like I said you’re crazy. I should know. You remember that Joe the plumber guy that wasn’t even licensed and couldn’t even string a sentence together but somehow became an international reporter covering the mid-east? I used to be friends with his neighbor. Northwest Ohio is full of intelligent people but it seems you like the crackpots.
At first I though you were just being your old ignorant, conservative, homophobic, racist self, America. Remember the 50′s those were good times to be white, weren’t they? *cough* *sarcasm*
Anyway, I long ago gave up on you being reasonable people. You can blame the media , but I’ve seen you in your natural habitat, Walmart, and the media industry has been too kind to you. Like I said, I gave up to us seeing eye-to-eye, but I thought y’all had some basic sense in your head. then I saw this:
Seriously, WHAT THE HELL! It is just a healthcare debate people. It’s not the apocalypse no matter how many Left Behind books you’ve read. You tell wussy sign carrying liberal protesters to agree with your guy, but one little disagreement with the liberal’s man and you basically threaten to blow his F***ing brain out!?!
BTW your guy invaded a sovereign nation without justification, held civilians in off-site prisons away from any legal jurisdiction, ran secret court, suspended the right of habeus corpus, and spied on American citizens.
And, you want to call the man who is trying to expand freedoms, like healthcare, HITLER? Did you skip every history class, ever in all time?
I could try and reason with you showing world poverty and education figures and world health statistics and hundreds of charts of reproducible verified evidence but I know it wouldn’t do any good. So, I give up on the health debate. I’m just going to try something simple.
Finally,
I hope this has been informative America. Now if you please, I have to go drink this pain away.
